I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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