Buhtt sex?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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