its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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