Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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