he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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