Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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