need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
