Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
White coat. Heels.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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