had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Less talking, more tequila
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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