idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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