Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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