i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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