Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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