So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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