im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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