It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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