FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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