wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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