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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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