Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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