I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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