I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
