Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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