I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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