he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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