google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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