Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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