He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i out mim tonsoeep
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