So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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