is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Floor bacon is actually really good
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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