would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
