i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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