Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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