come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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