): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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