pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Farmville is her only friend.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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