I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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