sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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