I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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