what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So. Much. Porn.
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