He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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