So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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