At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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