My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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