I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have already put on my inside pants.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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