no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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