If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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