thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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