Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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