Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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