absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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