i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Someone stole a lamp last night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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