what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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