They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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